03 October 2008

NEVER HAVE I EVER

NAMES OF BOYS YOU COULD NEVER DATE BECAUSE OF THEIR NAMES:

DOUG
JED
BILL
RAUL


THIS IS A CONSTANT WORK IN PROGRESS, BUT THIS IS SOMETHING THAT IS COMMONLY TALKED ABOUT AMONGST MY FRIENDS AND I. IS THAT WEIRD? YEAH, PROBABLY... BUT WE'VE GOT TO HAVE STANDARDS.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

does making out with them count? because i can find one name on that list that doesnt work. WEIRD AS FUCK RIGHT? when are you visiting?

brittany said...

uhhhh... i don't touch boys with ugly names.