Did you know you can go to the pediatrician until you are twenty-two? But somewhere along the line they stop asking you the questions about whether or not you smoke, are sexually active, or if you always wear your seat belt. I guess at a certain point they stop giving a shit, or they just realized there was never any hope for me. I'm not positively sure of the reasoning, but I want them to know that I always wear a motorcycle helmet when taking shots of vodka.
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I was really sad when I was no longer able to go to the pediatrician and they switched me to flesh colored band-aids.
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